Leslie Van Alstine:  

Life You would really be suprised by what you can do while living in an iron-lung. After spending 42 days alone in the desert I decided that I needed to shun all human contact. I have devoted my life to preserving the memory of Soft Cell and Al Haglund. In my humble opinion Soft Cell is the greatest "Modern" band, and Al Haglund, well he should never be forgotten, he was the New Coke of GHS. Sweet, but no substance. I find that during the long winter nights I am comforted by the soft and persistent drones of Soft Cell playing on my Craig 8-track player (which I got from Chuck Coonrod for some . . . ) while painting small, detailed, lead statues of Al. I am perhaps best known to most of the world as the man who wrote the quote "I will not provide the rope for my own hanging" for Clarence Thomas during the Anita Hill investigations. At the time I prepared t...Expand for more